Good Ol’ Sailor organic vodka looks just like what you might expect to find tattooed on the sleeve of an old sea dog. It should come as no surprise to you then that the bad arrrse packaging was designed by tattoo artist Mattias Brodén who made the eco-friendly PET bottles encasing this lethal liquid never look sexier. Decked out with skulls, vixen-ish mermaids and windblown ships, Good Ol’ Sailor vodka tempts you to smash your prissy wine glass, swig deeply from this new bottle, and start cursing obscenely in a rough brogue while swaggering about the bar. Still, touted to be both fruity and spicy, this first-ever organic Swedish vodka is more likely to be found on the shelves of stylish nightclubs than the back pocket of a true salty dog. Nonetheless, it doesn’t mean you can’t pretend, so grab that flagon and drink up me hearties, yo-ho!